Raise your hand if you love Stephen Colbert. No, on second thought, raise your hand if you don’t love Stephen Colbert, so we can clearly see who hates America. There. That’s better.

My personal “On Notice” board:

That’s right, Carlos Mencia. One more “dee dee dee!” and you’re Dead To Me.

Get your very own Colbert Report “On Notice” Board here.

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