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Dear loyal readers,
I have a confession to make. It’s a painful subject to discuss, even now, but I feel it’s only fair to you, my fan(s), that I tell you the truth. After all we’ve been through together, all the ups and downs, I owe you that at least. Here goes.
For a while now–for about one and a half months–I’ve been deceiving all of you. I’ve been lying by omission in every single post. The truth is, I’m not actually in Austin anymore… I’m *gulp* living in New Braunfels. That’s right, the title, nay, the very soul of my blog has become a sad mockery of its former self. There, I said it. I’m so ashamed! Please forgive me, lovely readers! I thought it was for the best. But the truth–it ate me up inside, as the web of lies just got thicker and more tangled until I couldn’t stand it anymore.
But there is light on the horizon! My redemption is nigh, for I am officially moving back to Austin. I was hired yesterday by a local marketing company (conveniently located on Sixth Street), and am tentatively slated to begin work next week. I plan on commuting from my current place of residence until I can find suitable accomodations, but the fact remains: I’m on my way back to my favorite city in the world.
I hope that, in time, you will learn to trust me again. Please know that I have learned a valuable lesson from this ordeal, and I pledge to never, ever deceive my readers again, so help me Tom Cruise.
Your humbled, penitent blogstress,
Amanda Jo
P.S. Please don’t vote for Kinky Friedman in November. I’ve interviewed the guy–he’s not governor material, even by the Schwarzenegger standard. I vented my frustrations today on some unsuspecting guy’s blog. Find my rant here, following a great list of reasons to vote Bell for governor.
Raise your hand if you love Stephen Colbert. No, on second thought, raise your hand if you don’t love Stephen Colbert, so we can clearly see who hates America. There. That’s better.
My personal “On Notice” board:
That’s right, Carlos Mencia. One more “dee dee dee!” and you’re Dead To Me.
Get your very own Colbert Report “On Notice” Board here.
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…then don’t bother with this. If you’re a fan, however–this just might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.
Murlocs are hilarious.
I know I’ve been kind of a re-posting whore lately. There will be an actual entry any day now, I promise!
